Posted by
Mike Silverman on Friday, September 19, 2008 7:08:13 PM
Joe Biden is a master of verbal flubs. I think we need to nickname him Flubber. If you remember, there was an old television series called Flipper about a dolphin who somehow could communicate using those static squeeky noises that Dolphins typically make, and be understood by the boys who befriended him. Flipper seemed to have a better grasp of communication skills than poor old Joe Biden does. Since I have more respect for Flipper's skills than I do for Joe's, I will refer to Joe as Flubber, the verbally challenged human version of Flipper. Let's review some of Flubber's famous verbal flubs.
* "You got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”
The "FIRST"? Wow...
* “You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.”
Way to go Joe... insult yet another constituency.
* To State Senator Chuck Graham, Joe implored ...: “Chuck, stand up, let the people see you.”
Hey Joe.., did you or your staff happen to notice that Chuck is in a wheelchair? Sheesh!
* "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America", "Quite frankly it might have been a better pick than me"
Hey Joe... we can agree on something! Obama made a terrible pick and showed lack of judgement.
* "We want to take money ...."
Yes Joe... we know.
*.... "and put it back in the pocket of middle-class people."
What about "poor" people Joe? Oh, that's right. You took care of that already. You donated $995 to charity ( $400 of that was an unspecified "non-cash" gift, reducing the real cash donation to $595 )... out of your $360,000.00 income last year. How about this Joe, give up your salary as a politician for the coming year and give it to the middle class instead. Then you don't have to steal it in the form of higher taxes from other people so that you can play a phony santa claus trying to buy votes with liberal income redistribution schemes.
* ...( continuing in his statement about taking money ( through higher taxes) and putting it in the pocket of the middle-class , Joe said..) “It’s time to be patriotic … time to jump in, time to be part of the deal, time to help get America out of the rut.”
Thanks Joe. Thanks for helping us all understand what the word "patriotic" means. Paying more taxes. I don't suppose being patriotic would be something like supporting the troop surge, which you declared a "failure". I don't suppose it would be anything like supporting General Petraeus to whom exactly 1 year ago you demanded to end the surge and bring the troops home declaring you had no reason to believe the violence would end in Iraq despite General Petraeus telling you that his commanders see improvement in security and reductions in violence. Who was it, Joe, that was the lone voice on your foreign relations committee who warned that it would be rash to jump to conclusions and force an end to the war? That's right... it was Senator John McCain. Guess what Joe? He was right, you were wrong. You flubbed it again Joe.
So , Flubber Biden, flubbing his way through his Senate career with his ridiculous comments and inept analysis, is now the VP candidate? Good Lord! If Obama wins, Flubber is only one heartbeat away from the Presidency! We simply can't allow Flubber Biden to flub-up the country too! What a scary thought!
- Mike Silverman, Milford MA